... seriously doubtful, BUT ...
hilarity does ensue.
We are BEGGING you not to read the Odell Beckham Jr. story that's currently making the rounds
http://www.golfdigest.com/story/odell-beckham-jr-story-nfl
Odell Beckham Jr. responds to that nasty rumor from this morning in the best way possible
http://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2020/09/08/odell-beckham-jr-responds-to-that-nasty-rumor-from-this-morning-in-the-best-way-possible/
Earlier today, NFL star Odell Beckham Jr. was trending ...
Sheila O'Connor Fox 13 ~ Me, when I found out why Odell Beckham Jr. is trending.

... and we were really, really sorry when we figured out why:
Barstool Sports ~ Odell Beckham Jr. Is Trending Because He ALLEGEDLY Likes To Get Pooped On.
Oh, and there were jokes:
John Clark ~ When you see “Odell Beckham fantasy” is trending and you think it’s about fantasy football but apparently it’s not ...

JJ Zachariason ~ I guess it’s fitting that Odell Beckham plays for the Browns.
“No. 2 receiver,” get it?
Dan ~ I used to think Odell Beckham Jr. was the number one receiver ... turns out he's the Browns number two receiver.
And now he’s playing for the Browns:
Mark Zinno ~ So glad the #Giants “dumped” Odell Beckham. (See what I did there?).
Yeah, but now can we "unsee" it, Mark???

Beckham responded to the rumor in an Instagram post, and we must admit, this is the way to do it:
“Can’t knock me off my pivot ... no matter what sh!t thrown my way."
And who said the NFL can't be entertaining anymore?