... seriously doubtful, BUT ...
hilarity does ensue.
We are BEGGING you not to read the Odell Beckham Jr. story that's currently making the rounds
http://www.golfdigest.com/story/odell-beckham-jr-story-nfl
Odell Beckham Jr. responds to that nasty rumor from this morning in the best way possible
http://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2020/09/08/odell-beckham-jr-responds-to-that-nasty-rumor-from-this-morning-in-the-best-way-possible/
Earlier today, NFL star Odell Beckham Jr. was trending ...
Sheila O'Connor Fox 13 ~ Me, when I found out why Odell Beckham Jr. is trending.

... and we were really, really sorry when we figured out why:
Barstool Sports ~ Odell Beckham Jr. Is Trending Because He ALLEGEDLY Likes To Get Pooped On.
Oh, and there were jokes:
John Clark ~ When you see “Odell Beckham fantasy” is trending and you think it’s about fantasy football but apparently it’s not ...

JJ Zachariason ~ I guess it’s fitting that Odell Beckham plays for the Browns.
“No. 2 receiver,” get it?
Dan ~ I used to think Odell Beckham Jr. was the number one receiver ... turns out he's the Browns number two receiver.
And now he’s playing for the Browns:
Mark Zinno ~ So glad the #Giants “dumped” Odell Beckham. (See what I did there?).
Yeah, but now can we "unsee" it, Mark???

Beckham responded to the rumor in an Instagram post, and we must admit, this is the way to do it:
“Can’t knock me off my pivot ... no matter what sh!t thrown my way."
And who said the NFL can't be entertaining anymore?

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence