Labor Day
It's that day when puxatawny phil comes out and if he see's his shadow we get six more weeks of hot weather.
...cmon man, we can't have a fricken groundhog just working one day a year! The groundhawg union will be after me hammer and tong.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!