Rude Drivers!
Just the other day I was out driving around and I got to a traffic light behind another car. Shortly the guy behind me went "beep". A couple of seconds later "beep beep" then a few more seconds and "beeeeeeeeeeppppppppp". I had about all I could stand.
"STOP MAKIN ALL THE RACKET! I shouted at him. Can't you see Im tryin to make a phone call?
Inconsiderate bastid!

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!