Yeah, but ... but ... but ... but ... but ... OMG, look at that butt! ... she does such a great job and looks good doin' it, too!!! I'd say it's worth a lil' temporary ... uh ... compression, yer majesty. I'm sure once she pulled ya outta the bucket that she'd be able to straighten out yer kinks.

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence