A Concise Physicians Report!
A friend of mine (also in my same age group) has been suffering from a long stream of ailments, mostly painful and or debilitating. He asked his doctor what what wrong with him that was causing all this. "Ya lived too long" the doctor advised.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!