Two break-ins in the neighborhood over the weekend.
Both were captured on camera.
No arrests yet.
One couple saw the "intruder" on their camera in the car on their way home.
The other one was home, but their alarm system went off.
Oh great, I can spend at least another couple of grand on security equipment.
I think it might be cheaper to kidnap a sharpshooter at the range.
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Sweet Cheeks sez HON, THAT IS THE NAME THAT DECOMPOSED USES FOR HIS HONEY ON ANOTHER BOARD.
Please don't confuse me with her.
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Ask Mrs. B if you can come live with me.
Bring your guns.
)) SMOOCH, SMOOCH
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
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