This is war they say, Join up they say, it will be fun they say!

...no sweetie, this ain't war. Beating up the helpless, the week and the
outnumbered ain't war. Keep your shit up though and you will find out
what war actually is. Brought to you by people who have
BEEN THERE DONE THAT!

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!