Use Genetian Violet
Genetian violet is an old remedy but it does work for yeast infections. Your care provider or a pharmacist will be able to prescribe it for you. Use it on the affected area until symptoms improve.
However, be cautious with genetian violet because it will stain your penis and any clothing that comes in contact with it a dark purple. Some people also find it burns a little on application.
http://www.healthguideinfo.com/mind-body-medicine/p15909/
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