It's time for you to take one for the team, frog dawg!
Transgender Star Jessica Alves Lands Dating Show to Find a Father for Future Kids
http://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2020/08/13/transgender-star-jessica-alves-lands-dating-show-to-find-a-father-for-future-kids/

Transgender television personality Jessica Alves landed a dating show which will involve the TV star traveling the world in order to find "a man to father my baby."
"I'm looking for a man to father my baby," Alves told the Daily Mail. The report added that Alves - who used to go by the name Rodrigo - came out as transgender "just months ago," and now dreams of "becoming a mother" after spending more than $785,000 on cosmetic surgery.
ROTFLMAO! Rodrigo thinks that $785,000 of cosmetic surgery ($775,000 of which, from the looks of it, was spent on the Dolly Parton-esque boobs that are now hangin' off his pecs) is somehow gonna change his indoor plumbing so he can now conceive and gestate a baby.

The show's working title is Love Me Gender: Everyone Deserves A Bit Of Love In Life and Jessica. On Wednesday, Alves posted a photo on Instagram wearing a blush pink mini dress and heels.

This should be easy for ya, ribit ... it kinda looks like yer Dolly Parton blow up doll, don't it?
"Everyone deserves to have love in their life and I need a little help in that department. It feels different dating as a woman," Alves told the Daily Mail. "I speak six languages and I will be traveling to different countries where I can speak the language, including the UK, Italy, Spain, Germany, France, the USA, Brazil and The Netherlands."
Alves went on to say that producers will then "pick the best date from each country and get them all together at a big Love Island style villa, before choosing the winner."
The "WINNER"???!!! Somehow, I do not believe they actually know the definition of THAT word!
"I won't rule out getting married on the show if I meet the man of my dreams and I hope he has the same dreams of starting a family," said Alves. "I want to show the world that a trans woman like me is able to go on dates with straight men who don't mind which gender I was born." ...


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