Happiest day of your life: when you first buy a boat.
Also the happiest day of your life: when you sell a boat.
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We sold our last boat for $500. Nothing wrong with it.
We had a canvas cover made for it, too.
When you're DONE, you're done.
I hated the kid who bought it.
But I liked the one who bought the house.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.