Be real careful with that stuff! I have a friend about 10 years younger than me who grew a beard for the first time. It was a decent beard, but his wife and kids made fun of him because there was a lot of gray in it. Soooooooo ... he got one of those beard coloring kits. Apparently, the longer you leave it on, the darker the color gets. He was supposed to leave it on for ten minutes and wash it out to get the shade of brown he wanted. Unfortunately, while the coloring was in process, he received a business phone call he had to take. Long story short, he didn't get that stuff washed out for a while. Under the category of "Ya can't win for losing," his wife and kids were laughing at him even harder because his beard was now a very abnormally DARK brown. He got disgusted, so he shaved off the beard ... BUT, there was a problem ... it had stained the skin on his face a dark brown! He really got a lot of grief over that lil' experiment!
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