Yep, I think I saw a roach in the bathroom this morning.
It was definitely a big bug - HUGE, in fact.
I had been reading a periodical in bed this morning.
I get these periodicals PERIODICALLY.
No matter as here is the point:
When I saw the bug in the bathroom, of course I was as calm as could be (another effed up expression) - after screaming, but no rocks were required.
OK, HERE IS MY QUESTION:
I grabbed my magazine and threw it OVER the bug.
I stepped on it and squished it really well.
No way I am picking that HUGE and hopefully DEAD bug as it would require me to pick up the magazine and look at that thing.
I just can't pick it up. I can't. It's making me sick just thinking about it.
What do I do?