Admit it, frog king ... you own and operate an ASSAULT PICKUP, don'tcha?!
No wonder yer havin' da queen clean it all the time ... she's cleanin' off the evidence of cold-blooded murder!
Real Journalist sounds alarm over Americans stocking up on another weapon of war "deliberately designed to intimidate and kill"
http://twitchy.com/sarahd-313035/2020/08/03/real-journalist-sounds-alarm-over-americans-stocking-up-on-another-weapon-of-war-deliberately-designed-to-intimidate-and-kill/
It's not just gun sales that are up during the Summer of Peaceful Protests. Americans are getting their hands on another dangerous weapon of war.
The Week national correspondent Ryan Cooper has the scoop:
ryan cooper ~ Sales of mega-pickups, which have basically been deliberately designed to intimidate and kill pedestrians, are booming.
ryan cooper ~ The trend of 6-foot grilles that create massive blind spots and pull people under to be crushed when they are hit is 100 percent a marketing gimmick.
A marketing gimmick. Nailed it, Ryan. One hundred percent.
I don't know who Ryan Cooper is, but I do know what he is - a f@#king moron. Hmmm ... I wonder if he's related to OCU?
We need commonsense mega-pickup reform. We can't allow assault trucks on our streets.
DON'T Cybersterslak Me ~ It's entirely possible to spec a Ford F250 in such a way that you need a Class A CDL to tow with it. I work on a farm and I drive a VW Golf. It's mental how many people drive this shit around to like the bank and the grocery store.
BWHA HA HA HA HA HA!!! Either DON'T Cybersterslak Me is a stoner working at a hydroponic pot farm or he's lampooning the hell out of Ryan Cooper!
ryan cooper ~ I think that's what gets me the most, some people need trucks, but for others it's just a luxury status symbol. No farmer needs chrome trim and Italian leather seats and shit.
Oh, I see ... and you, Ryan, are just the person to decide exactly what a person can and can't buy with their very own hard-earned money, eh? Channeling your inner, grimy lil' marxist self, now, are ya? ROTFLMAO!
Yeah, farmers should just get around on bicycles or something. They can carry lumber and fertilizer in those little basket things. They don't need all that fancy sh*t.
Eric H. ~ This is totally NOT deranged lunacy. No, not at all.
Not even a smidgen.
Phil ~ Wait, what? pickup trucks are designed to kill pedestrians? I learned something brand new today!
We're fortunate to have intrepid Real Journalists like Ryan to keep us informed about this disturbing development.
In case it wasn't already clear, we were being sarcastic back there. Ryan Cooper is a tool. ...
Jessica (Fletcher) O'Donnell ~ Can someone do the meme with "assault rifles" with a "big truck" attachment plz?
Ask and you shall receive:
Dr. Richard Harambe ~
Perfect.
But if Ryan's really worried about assault pickups, he should take some comfort in knowing that it could be so much scarier:
Fusilli Spock ~ I can think of so many better pedestrian control vehicles.
The Physically Distant Tweedle-Dee ~ Me: "I need a truck for towing stuff and hauling things."
Sales: "How often do you intimidate and kill pedestrians?"
Me: "Oh, shit - I forgot! All the time. My last truck sucked at it, though."
Sales: "You're in luck! Take a look at our PedSmasher XLT."
Me: "Excellent!"
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Update:
OK, conservatives. Time to tone down the postmodern culture war signaling and unsubtle Freudian neurosis:
ryan cooper ~ Hundreds of conservatives here doing their best to demonstrate that yes, huge trucks are about postmodern culture war signaling and unsubtle Freudian neurosis.
McJimbo75 ~ Is this satire or are you really pushing this?
Oh, he's pushing it, all right.
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