You can eat all the pizza you want without damaging your health, study claims
http://www.studyfinds.org/you-can-eat-all-the-pizza-you-want-without-damaging-health/
...here ya go Kathy. Ya saw it on the internet so ya know it's got to be true. Pig out;

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!