Sounds like something 'GirlFriend' might want me to do.
Except that she hates the squirrels because they eat all
the pecans from the trees and she don't get any.
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Welp, if she ever makes pecan pie, send me some, PLEASE!
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My guess as to why squirrels have eyes on the sides of
their heads. . . would be because it makes it easier
for them to watch for the predator that intends to eat
them.
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Hmmmm, can't resist this one: I have eyes on the sides of my head for the very same reason.
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If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.