Today was my virgin online order at Smith's.
Lucky me to get a very respectful, polite and helpful young man at the pick-up. He was so sweet,very cute and appreciative of my tip.
He had to get tipped big-time. I pulled into the wrong driveway, started beeping for help, couldn't open the trunk because you have to find that little button on the car door - I think it's there or maybe it's on the bottom of the dashboard. I dunno.
After he loaded my car, he told me to back up and he would help me get out of the wrong driveway. After about 5 minutes of going in, and then out, getting too close to those big containers on either side, HE SAID, "HOW ABOUT IF I BACK UP YOUR CAR FOR YOU?"
A normal person would be embarrassed.
Not me.
nope - I managed, although I do have lots of troubles with my car, my computer and one more thing that I can't remember.
Doesn't matter, as I have been watching too much television. I leave the volume on during commercials.
NOW I HAVE A BALDING HEAD, CONSTIPATION, LEG CRAMPS, ASTHMA, BAD SKIN AND CANCER OF SOMEWHERE.
I have to mute it. I do. This is ridiculous.
g/n!
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
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