This has got to be a joke! Nobody, but nobody, vacuums a ceiling.
...I wasn't lying, just stretching the truth so ya get more of it. In her bathroom she has a bath tub and a shower curtain just ain't good enough for her. She has curtains and drapes and stuff. Looks like something from one of them old movies about harems and stuff. She powders her delicate posterior after her bath. When she gets thru there is a residue of powder. She was vacuuming the drape curtain thingy's.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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