how'd your Vegas showgirl audition go the other day?
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beldin, I won the award for looking the BEST in a Santa outfit. I don't know what the prize is yet, but I believe it involves someone from the Dallas area.
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Did you tell 'em ... if they ever decide to give away free TVs ... that you'd be great at kickin' 'em out to people in the audience?
Of course I told them! It's my claim to fame now, yanno, kicking tv's whether it's to an audience or just when it's lonesome old me.
((( THANKS, EDGAR! )))
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Why weren't you in Trump's audience today? I'll bet your boss wouldn't let you go, huh?
TomorrY, melove.
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Oh, and there is now a Covid-19 surcharge at the salons, restaurants and just about any service you can imagine. The average percentage increase is 4%, but usually 5%. Also, the prices WENT WAY UP.
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If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
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