What a set-up this is for a person like me!
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I don't know why I didn't figure this out sooner! I use shampoo in the shower, and when I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body. Well, printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning: "FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME."
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Hon, here we go! You could use the shampoo on certain body parts for extra body and volume - and then you can impress all of those Dunkin' girls. You'll be "dunkin'" in no time! (you made me say this.)
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Dawn dish washing soap. Its label reads, "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."
Keep it away from your privates, ribit!
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If I don't answer the phone, I'll be in the shower!
Hey, if possible, I'll be in there with ya. I assume mz ribit has a good sense of humor.
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.mz ribit said to tell ya this. She has been doing the same thing!!!
She tells me everything, ribit. If I decide to share what she tells me, you are in major trubbbbbble!
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
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