"... hillary's concubines are usually butt ugly and skinny. Bills concubines are usually butt ugly and fat. It's so they can tell em apart in the dark."
Hmmm ... that seems to present a rather consequential dilemma for ol' Billy Boy, ribit ... if his are butt ugly and fat, then how does he know ... when he's thrashin' 'round in the dark ... that he's not really doin' The Hildabeast, instead of a concubine? Perhaps ... the stench???

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence