Maybe they should have written a simplified constitution for dummies.
So that the sorts of people who think they have a universal right to free speech can read things they are capable of understanding.
Original Version: "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."
Simplified Version: "Those swamp people can't make me shut up. But I can stop my next-door-neighbor comin into my yard and jawin like I got all day. Shut the f- up, pal. I'm done listenin."