I don't know if super glue is all that effective when used on human skin.
Woman Found Superglued To Home Depot Toilet Seat In Alleged Prank (VIDEO)
http://www.huffpost.com/entry/-home-depot-toilet-seat-prank-superglued-video_n_4419353

...appears to stick just fine.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!