...that was a joke, don't really do it. The poor old gal working the register is just doing what she has to do to keep her job. Give her a break. She might have a subaru ya could fix for her. Maybe check her fluids and work on her high beam / low beams.
...I will make you a better deal than that. If ya be nice to her I will try to get Stacey's phone number for ya. Im probably gettin too old to keep her happy.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!