Gulag Gretchen now says "her husband was just making a joke." This diseased whore needs to step down, now.
Dem Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer dismisses her husband allegedly seeking special treatment at marina as just "a failed attempt at humor" [video]
http://twitchy.com/sarahd-313035/2020/05/26/dem-michigan-gov-gretchen-whitmer-dismisses-her-husband-allegedly-seeking-special-treatment-at-marina-as-just-a-failed-attempt-at-humor/
In case you missed it, Democratic authoritarian Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer's husband Marc Mallory allegedly tried to get his boat docked in a northern Michigan marina before Memorial Day weekend, despite Whitmer's own guidance about traveling to the area.
Matt Whitlock ~ "I am the husband to the Governor, will this make a difference?"
Yikes - after Whitmer urged Michiganders not to flock to newly opened areas of the state, her husband asked for special treatment to access their boat while they flocked to the area.
More from the Detroit News:
Whitmer first issued a statewide stay-at-home order to combat the spread of the virus on March 23.
"This morning, I was out working when the office called me, there was a gentleman on hold who wanted his boat in the water before the weekend," [marina owner Tad] Dowker posted. "Being Memorial weekend and the fact that we started working three weeks late means there is no chance this is going to happen."
"Well our office personnel had explained this to the man and he replied, 'I am the husband to the governor, will this make a difference?'"
See what he did there?
Well anyway, it turns out there was no reason for anyone get upset about Whitmer's husband purportedly attempting to get special treatment. Because, Whitmer explains, he wasn't being serious. It was just "a failed attempt at humor":
Yeah ... RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!
Chad Livengood ~ At press conference, @GovWhitmer says her husband, Marc Mallory, made a "failed attempt at humor" by jokingly asking if being married to the governor would get his boat dock put in faster.
"To be honest, I wasn't laughing either. He regrets it. I wished it wouldn't have happened"
The only thing you and he regret, Gulag Gretchen, is that it became public knowledge - PERIOD.
Jake Sherman ~ WHITMER, in a news conference: "This crisis is not about me and never have been ... We need to have some perspective and remember this is about the people of Michigan ... My husband made a failed attempt at humor last week" when checking in with the people who store our boat.
"He regrets it, he wishes it wouldn't have happened."
WHITMER said her husband went to their vacation home to rake their leaves for a night or two.
This stupid c*nt actually thinks someone ... ANYONE ... is gonna believe this pathetic lie???!!!
Oh, OK. That's good enough for us!
Amelia Chasse ~ Wait, wasn't @GovWhitmer's spox trying to gaslight the people of Michigan just a few hours ago by implying this was just an Internet rumor?
Yep ... it sure as hell was! Gulag Gretchen is simply stamping her lil' empress-wanna-be feet and screaming, "Do as I say ... NOT as I do!
Look, she said it was a joke! Leave her alone!
Nathan Brand ~ This video of Democrat Governor Whitmer explaining why her husband sought special treatment from a marina to get their boat in the water sooner needs VEEP credit music ...
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Heh.
Oh THAT Guy ~ Uh huh. Failed attempt at humor.
You guys gonna let her get away with that?
"You guys" being the Press.
Probably.
EducatedHillbilly ~ Amazing how garbage Democrats can be and still get positive press ...
Or at least not be held to their own standards.
BearsBasketballMom ~ This doesn't address the fact that he was trying to get the boat on the water while she was telling everyone else "stay home or your little dog gets it."
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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