They need oil to keep the engine lubricated so it doesn't seize up.
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Yes, lubrication is very important, but I didn't know engines needed to be lubricated; what kind of fun are they having up there?
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antifreeze so they don't get too hot and seize up.
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I always thought you could never get too hot
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brake fluid
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I don't need brake fluid as I just stop after I hit something;
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Windshield wiper
I see the need for this in case you're learning to spit and the windows are open, but you stink at spitting;
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YES, there is transmission fluid. I am a libtardo for the day. It is NOT my fault when I hit something with my car.
The transmission is defective and keeps the car going when you have madly pumped those brakes, which are also defective.
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Couldn't be the driver. NAH!
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
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