Senior Trying To Set A Windows Password
by Tom Damron
(Plano, Texas)
A Senior Trying To Set A Password
WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.
Senior: cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
Senior: boiled cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
Senior: 1 boiled cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.
Senior: 50bloodyboiledcabbages
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.
Senior: 50BLOODYboiledcabbages
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.
Senior: oneBloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourfannyIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow!
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.
Senior: OneReallyTickedeedOffSenior50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourfannyIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow
WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.
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