...ya can buy a new one for that price. If ya need a gun, get a 20 gauge shotgun.
...btw: they may not let ya keep it in your room at the recovery thingy.
...also, don't let edgar know ya got it, he might quit coming around.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!