Man who wore watermelon on head while stealing from convenience store arrested, police say
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2020/05/20/man-who-wore-watermelon-mask-during-convenience-store-theft-arrested/5218957002/
...a tribute to Virginia Cops for apprehending such a brilliant crew of scoundrels. BTW: For those not familiar with watermelon, all the cops had to do was follow the flies.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!