I can pick up about a dozen radio stations at night out here in toadsuck georgia, but ten of em is either hispanic or 24 hour a day rap music. The two that are left one of em has a hunting and fishing show that seems to be the same show played over and over and over. The other one is a NPR station and everybody on it talks like they is from Jolly Old England. I listen to the npr station whilst I sleep. I splained all that so nobody would think I was a girlyman for listening to npr.
...last night on the npr station they was talking about "Oral Contraceptives" I didn't even know they could get pregnant that way. As King, these are things I need to know about, can you advise?

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!