... what about watermelons???
Suspect Arrested For Stealing From Store While Wearing Watermelon On His Head
http://dailycaller.com/2020/05/18/suspect-arrested-watermelon-mask-heist/
A suspect was arrested Sunday after a Louisa, Virginia convenience store was robbed by perpetrators who wore watermelons on their heads. ...



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