1.in the morning, after fasting, go outside in the yard and pee on the open ground.
2. If ants show up, you have diabetes.
3. If you peed on your feet, you got a prostate problem.
4. If despite the cold temperature your pee smells like a roast, you got high cholesterol.
5. If as you’re shaking you feel pain on your wrist, it’s arthritis.
6. If you cannot see IT, you are overweight.
7. If you go back inside, and it’s still hanging out, it’s Alzheimers.