Hmmm ... which one of Santa's lists is she on?

I'm already sensing a theme here.

Her mumbling never felt so good!

Pricey smorgasbord.

I'm usually not much for following instructions, but ... this time ... I'll make an exception.

Direct and to the point.

No disabilities here.

Yes ma'am!

I'm sure that's right!

Generation gap?

Consequences?

Or CONSEQUENCES???

Domestic or import?

Legal age requirements.

Better than Charmin!

Here's to endless possibilities!

I AGREE!!!

No words on the shirt, but DAMN - I got the message loud and clear!

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence