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*FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:*

1. Money cannot buy happiness - but it's far more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy - but remember the idiot's name.

3. If you help someone when they're in trouble - they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Alcohol does not solve any problems - but then, neither does milk.

5. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

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*BONUS RULES:*

Condoms do not guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.


I think Congressmen should wear uniforms. You know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could identify their corporate sponsors!




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