...a college professor doing a survey amongst his students asked "How man students are having sex more than once a week?" A couple of jocks raised their hands.
...how about just once every week or ten days. A few more raised their hands.
...how about once a month? Most of the class joined in.
...how about once a year. A youngster on the back row held his hand up and waved it about jumping up and down obviously very excited.
...why in the world are you so excited about just having sex one time a year?
...tonite's the night!
And that folks is zzfarts eagerness explained in a humorous way.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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