Satire from The Borowitz Report
Trump Says He Would Be a Much Better Princess Than Meghan Markle
Calling the Duchess of Sussex “a nasty woman,” Trump said, “If I were a princess, I would not be nasty. People would say, ‘Donald Trump is the nicest princess.’ ”
Trump added that “all a princess has to do is sit on a throne, and I would be very good at that also.”
“I sit between ten and twelve hours a day, minimum,” he said.

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