President Trump and a secret service agent are taking a stroll when they come upon a little girl carrying a basket with a blanket over it.
Curious, Trump asks the girl, "What's in the basket?"
She replies, "New baby kittens," and she opens the basket to show him.
"How nice," says Trump. "What kind are they?" The little girl says, "Republicans."
Trump smiles, pats the little girl on the head and continues on.
Three weeks later, Trump is taking another stroll, this time with Rudy Giuliani. They see the little girl again with the same basket.
Trump says, "Watch this, Rudy; it's really cute." They approach the little girl.
Trump greets the little girl and asks how the kittens are doing, and she says, "Fine."
Then, smirking, he nudges Rudy with his elbow and asks the little girl, "And can you tell us what kind of kittens they are?" She replies, "Democrats"
Abashed, Trump says, "But three weeks ago you said they were Republicans!"
"I know," she says. "But now their eyes are open."
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