zzfart gets sent into space with a monkey sharing the same capsule. Instructions are for monkey to answer blue phone zz to answer red phone.
After a couple of hours the blue phone rings, the monkey answers listens and makes a couple of adjustments to the guidance system.
After that the bluje phone rings again the moneky answers listens and makes a couple of adjustments to the gyro stabilizer. This goes on all day.
Finally close to the end of the day the blue phone rings. ZZ answers, voice on the other end tells him, "Feed the Monkey".
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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