How to really turn college costs into a home run ...
1. Pay to get your spawn, born of privilege and influence, admitted to a plumb school.
2. Do this via a charity. Tax write off. Twofer!
3. Get cachet because you're all charitable. Threefer!
4. Kid gets to be a social cachet bragging right for you, .cause Stanford. Fourfer!
5. Don’t get caught.
6. See rule #5.