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Some Thoughts on Hell 

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Sun, 27 Jan 19 4:29 PM | 114 view(s)
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I was doing a little light reading this morning on ultimate retirement destinations. While I have an opinion on where certain friends of ours OUGHT to be sent, admission decisions of this nature are, fortunately, someone else's to make.

As I see it, the two main Pffarters may be looking at considerable time in the FRAUD department, also called Malebolge, also called Hell's 8th Circle. I could see OCU being placed in the Malebolge's 7th Bolgia (for thieves), but the 6th (for Hypocrites) seems to me to be the most appropriate for what he's done. clo could be assigned to the 7th Bolgia as well. What Democrat couldn't? But the best fit for her is in Bolgia #9 for those who promote scandals and discord. What better description of purpose could there be for her forum?

Sorry, guys. The circles are arranged by severity and Circle #8 is really not a good place to be. Wikipedia describes the punishment for those in its Bolgia #9, for instance, as "They are forced to walk around the circumference of the circle bearing horrible, disfiguring wounds inflicted on them by a great demon with a sword. The nature of the wound mirrors the sins of the particular soul; while some only have gashes, or fingers and toes cut off, others are decapitated, cut in half (as schismatics), or are completely disemboweled. Among those who are tormented here is Bertran de Born, who carries around his severed head like a lantern. "

It seems to me that the two of you may want to do some earnest soul-searching and repenting before your check-in date arrives.

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