Where's Nemo when ya need him Babe?
Geeez, he had the absolute nerve to drop a car on his leg.
I'm driving the other night and waiting for this dipstick to move.
He is waiting for me.
I'm thinking, "is this guy an idiot or what?" Can't he see that I want to make a right?
Actually, no he could not.
I have a missing blinker bulb.
Who's the idiot here?
Please don't answer.
I already know.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.