HAHAHA - omg, it's kind of close to THIS IS YOUR LIFE.
BELDIN, sorry hon, but you have just summed up my entire life, 'pecially my 'puter life.
However, the eyeglasses are just as funny. When I'm on the computer, I have reading glasses. Driving? Distance glasses. When ya need boff, as when you're reading printed out directions AND you need to see street signs, you have to have those bifocals.
Oh yeah, we used to go for an "overnight" and be packed in a minute or two. You know the list.
Now, it's the suitcase above, but lettuce add buckets of pills, eyeglasses, electric toothbrush - welp ya might as well dump the whole house into the car....
........OR.......
stay the he!! home!
Oh man -o- man, that is hysterical!
.......and then you graduate to blindness, but from what I have read, you have to have cataract surgery first, then you get an extra degree in macular degeneration and there's one more that I know: glaucoma. omg, omg
Oh sigh, I am so happy to remain 39, again. whew
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
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