So I was thinking about this problem I had the other day with that cawfee cup.
You know, HOT CAWFEE is dangerous. It really can cause serious injury. Just refer to the lawsuits filed (and won) by those dipsticks who have sued McDonald's and the like (like what?)
OK, so the hot cawfee spills down and burns ya. You get blisters on your upper privates, a/k/a your boobs. Obviously, I missed posting this on Breast (cancer) Awareness Month, but I am here now to tell you what I have been thinking.
Sure, go ahead and skip this if ya want.
BLISTERS "there" - ouch - but think upon this, ye faithful flock of mine - and careful about the word, flock, as you can never be careful enough. 
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Now, for those of us who prefer the freedom of not being confined to clothing of any kind, those blisters are gonna rub against a sheet. Even though you wash the sheets regularly, it doesn't matter, as there is dead skin flying all over the room when you're not looking.
OK, then you get an infection. It has to be treated. It is too embarrassing to go to the E.R. to get antibiotics and the required salve. When that yellow and green infection just won't go away by itself, ya have to go somewhere, anywhere, to have it looked at.
This happened to me. I get it looked at, so to speak. Before you know it, he goes and gets someone else to look at it. And they go get MORE people to look at it.
I just don't think it's right for laughter filling the halls when ya burn your boobs.
T'aint right, imo.
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