Ok, so you see the purpose of landline phones, right? Yeah, ya use it to find your cell phone that you never use.
I think we should have duplicates of everything because maybe you can have lines of communication between the duplicates.
For example, the other day I could not find my jacket. Everyone was wearing jackets because the temperature was (ohmygod!!) in the '60's.
That happens to be MY favorite temperature, as I am always hot. I am just hot stuff from top to bottom, which is one of the many reasons why I hate clothes.
Butttt, I think, wait a second. I had better bring a jacket because everyone else is wearing one. I am such a follower - a sheep, so to speak.
Now, I can't find my jacket. Do I have other jackets that I could have worn? omg, yes. A LOT of 'em.
Now, if I could get one jacket to call the other one, then I am golden. It would be called jacket central.
Yep, your favorite jacket would never be misplaced again.
Oh, and the jacket was in the car.
I wish I could hate myself. No such luck, however, as I do like myself and I HAVE NO CLUE WHY!!
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
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