I don't have much use, if any, for a cell phone.
Yet, I have to wear shorts with pockets so I can put my useless cell phone in my left pocket.
I read that if you have a cell phone, you should always carry it. Fine, sure, I'll carry one around with me. I hardly know how to work it, and if the rapist brothers are stalking me, then I would be too nervous to use it anyway. Ya see? Pointless, huh?
OK, I have not left the house in quite a few months with all that I bring even if I am going one mile away. I have to write a list.
I bring a bottle of water, my cell phone, my players' cards for the casinos, some change and some cash.
At least 3 x a week, I have to use my landline phone to call my cell phone.
Oh yes, I kid you not.
Why, ya stupid moron, do you have to do that?
Oh, riiiigght, you can't find your cell phone and have to call yourself so you know where you left it.
I really feel like leaving myself a message, but I am afraid of what I might say.
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If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
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