This happened the other morning. If it matters to you what day it happened, please advise. I will refer you to my secretary, who keeps track of my stupidity. She is a very busy lady, omg.
I was having my cawfee, completely distracted as usual. The insulated cup has a hole in the top, so the cawfee stays hot and you can sip out of the hole - you know what I mean - ok, so I missed the hole, and the cawfee spills right down my white party dress. White with shells on it. Regardless of what it looks like, I get a wet sponge to try and get the cawfee off so I can do the spray and wash later.
For my own information, did any of you ever miss the hole with your tongue? Because then, YOU TOO, can feel like a complete and total fool like me.
Missing a hole with your tongue can cause injury, imo.
Soooo, I grab a sponge and I guess I put too much water on it, as I was in a hurry. Alriiighty then, I am now soaked in the front, primarily on the left side, the cawfee is still there and I am here to tell you that I AM NOT GOING TO WIN ANY WET TEE-SHIRT CONTESTS!
I had better sign up for a dry tee shirt contest. Yanno - in dark colors, drinking it at night and being deep in thought. I don't know what I am thinking about, but it seemed important at the time.
Sooo, gents, have you ever missed the hole with your tongue?
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
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