For a few weeks, I have been getting pretty rotten headaches. NO LIE.
I didn't go to a doctor bec/ I already know what they are going to say.
See your eye dr. First available: Dec. 11th.
U R kidding me, right?
But I already know what it is.
A MILD TOUCH OF TERMINAL BRAIN CANCER!!
Welp, if my good friend, the swimmer Teddy, and my other bud, Keating Five John-Boy, who was horsing around when he got shot down, welp, if they can go that way, all I can say is PLEASE HELP ME GOD, I WANT TO DROP DEAD INSTEAD.
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If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
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