Go ahead and make fun of me, zim.
But I have this growing thing 3 feet from my door.
It is not a tree, but a very, very tall bush.
I have a bird in my bush.
(I am cracking myself up here)
This bush has these little clumps of cherry-looking things growing on them.
They attract birds.
The birds are on or near my bush all the time.
They are swooping me.
I r afraid of them.
Should I get some bird spray or something? 
)
Or should I spray the bush?
Or do you just count those mothers, and not know anything about my problem/s?
I need a problem-solver.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
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