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Re: SERIOUS QUESTION: I need advice 

By: Zimbler0 in HOOTERS | Recommend this post (2)
Fri, 26 Oct 18 6:20 PM | 51 view(s)
Boardmark this board | Beldin's Bar & Grill 		Msg. 08551 of 12490
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Kathy > The other one has a grandson who is 5 and a granddaughter who is 2.


Aaaahhhh.
Grand-Childrens. They be the best kind.
(They go home to Mama at the end of the day.)
(Stuff them full of cupcakes just before they
go home. . . and let Mama scream at them.)

And two to five? Best ages. Old enough to get
into things and drive Grammaw crazy . . And Big
enough for Gramps to take them for a walk up to
the Rec center to burn off some energy then walk
back home and its nap time.

Zim.




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Re: SERIOUS QUESTION: I need advice
By: kathy_s16 in HOOTERS
Fri, 26 Oct 18 5:52 PM 		Msg. 08547 of 12490

If yer havin' thoughts like that, I'd throw that stuff straight in the trash.

My attempt at humor failed again, oh, sigh. This is so weird as I have been sitting here for 3 hours, drinking cawfee, and going through yet another box of tissues. I think I am developing allergies. Yanno, I have gotten pneumonia from people with allergies. I was waiting for you to show up. No lie. Desperate need for something funny. Anyway, these meals are super-sealed and actually pretty good. My sister yelled at me the other day bec/ I don't tell these weirdos in my life that they aggravate me. I don't care that they do. Someone wants to come over on Sunday to convert me to Buddhism. Me? The one that is so p.o'd at anyone's god right now. This particular lady was here two weeks ago and bought a love seat from me. I stupidly offered her cawfee, and she took it. She then proceeded to drink her cawfee on her new couch, which she hasn't picked up yet. Anybody who is weird has an instant attraction to me, both male and female. My sister does not have patience like me in this regard. Do you remember what I did in my former life? It takes patience and it is a learned behavior. I wish I had studied mechanics. Regardless, point being that she came the next week and asked for cawfee, and she sat on her couch, which is still in MY garage. Now, she wants to come this coming weekend, too. WHAT IS THIS? Then my sister questioned why I took those meals, as I had just moved (again) and it was the perfect chance to get rid of her.
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with my ten-foot ... uh ... nevermind.

Ahhh, c'mon, you can tell me. This isn't as though people can read this carp, right? Ohhhh, I did hear that size matters, bec/ both of these particular weirdos have had 2 or 3 husbands. I guess they have seen more than one.

hey, B, are you a grandfather yet? No need to reply , but that is when life really begins, so 2 of my brothers have told me. One has a granddaughter that is 2, and then a newborn. The other one has a grandson who is 5 and a granddaughter who is 2.

You DO know that these are the cutest and smartest kids known to man, right?


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