Ok, so my former neighbor offered me a couple of frozen meals from Meals on Wheels, as she is recovering from a broken hip, which happened in CA.
So, I mean, who cares, right? She was drunk when it happened. She was also drunk when she was giving me the meals. (hey, lady, I gotta gooooooo - get me out of here!)
She said the meals were very plain and you had to spice them up a bit. A little salt, pepper, butter AND maybe I would like to add a scoop of sour cream.
hey, thanks!
The meals are not from "Meals on Wheels" per se, but CATHOLIC CHARITIES MEALS ON WHEELS."
QUESTION: Do you think those Catholic priests handled that food after abusing young Catholic boys?
......because, all of a sudden, I didn't want to add a scoop of sour cream.
Get the picture? Priests, food, sexual abuse, and a scoop of sour cream on top! Oh, wow, huh?
Excuse me while I throw away that rice pudding in the frig.
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FULL DISCLOSURE: I am a non- practicing Catholic.
I have 3 brothers who went to CYO weekend camping trips with Father Bob. I would hate to see what my Dad would have done to Father Bob had something perverted happened. I think he may have been sorry.... Father Bob, that is.
My Mom was hanging laundry outside. Everyday for weeks, she told my Dad that this squirrel was bothering her. I think it may have been a Catholc squirrel. My Dad went to the closet, pulled out his gun and shot the mother to death.
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